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21st Century Lesbian Trailer Trash

These are the mad musings of a middle aged woman, dyke, nurse, poet. I have a dog, a cat, a mobile home, and delusions of grandeur.

Location: California, United States

Sunday, August 20, 2006

Me Me Me Me Meme

KMae tagged me for this. More or less. So here are 44 things about me that you can't wait to know.

1. How tall are you barefoot?
5'8" and a smidgen.

2. Have you ever been cheated on?
Most likely.

3. Do you own a gun?

No. I once had a gun. When I was in my early 20's and living in a slum apartment in Detroit's 13th precinct. Long story but the Black Panther living on the top floor outfitted all of the single women in the building with pistols.

4. What do you think of hot dogs?
Hot dogs are OK as long as they are grilled over an open flame and topped with mustard.

5. What's your favorite Christmas song?

O Holy Night

6. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?

You're kidding. Right? Coffee!

7. Do you do push-ups?
You're kidding. Right? Nevah!

8. Have you ever done ecstasy?
Yuk! No.

9. Do you like Disney World?
Never been. And even though I am 90 minutes from Disney Land, I have never been there either. My California cousin thinks I am some sort of troglogdyte from another planet.

10. Do you like the rain?
I love the rain.

11. Do you own a knife?

Other than the knives in my kitchen drawer? I don't think so.

12. What do you smell like?
Right now? Pretty ripe. Ordinarily like shampoo, flowers, and a faint whiff of smoke.

13. Do you have A.D.D.?
I seriously doubt it.

14. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment.

This is one long ass meme.
Don't forget the laundry.
Are you going to be a slug all day?

15. Name the last 3 things you have bought today.
Nothing. I have not left the house and I have not shopped online.

16. Name five drinks you regularly drink.

Coffee, herbal tea (hot), water, iced tea, and fruit juices.

17. What time did you wake up today?

I think it was about 8:40.

18. Can you spell?

19. Current worries?
Having my house in order when sis gets here.
Nursing shortage.

20. Current hate ?
Let's not go there.

21. Favorite place to be?

22. Least favorite place to be?

A crowded mall at Christmas time.

23. Where do you want to go?
Liverpool to visit Lynn and Kim.

24. Do you own slippers?
Several pair.

25. Where do you think you will be in 10 years?
Hopefully, still on the planet and out of nursing. Maybe semi retired and doing massage.

26. Do you burn or tan?

27. Yellow or blue?

Blue. Yellow can be quite lovely in the right amounts. But too much jangles my nerves.

28. Would you give up your current life to be a pirate?

That depends. Do I get to keep all the girls?

29. Last time your cell rang?
Days ago. I only use it for work and I have the nurses trained to call my home phone. The company cell phone is a cheap piece of junk and the ring sends me through the roof.

30. What songs do you sing in theshower?

It's a Long Way to Tiperari. And Christmas carols.

31. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
The bogey man who lived under the bed.

32. How much cash do you have on you?
About $90.00

33. Last thing that made you laugh?
The dog and the cat trying to dive bomb each other from the sofa.

34. Best bed sheets you had as a child?
We always had regular old white cotton sheets.

35. Worst injury you've ever had?
Probably when I hurt my back a couple of years ago. They put me through a gazillion tests and made me suffer for a year before doing something about the pain. I think this was the thought: She might have cancer. We have to let her live in agony until we know for sure what it is. (It was a compressed disc).

36. Where have you been out of US?
Germany, Switzerland, Canada, Mexico.

37. Who is your loudest friend?
Probably Dixie.

38. Who is your most silent friend?
I'm not sure I have any friends who are quiet.

39. Does someone have a crush on you?
Not that I know of.

40. Do you wish on stars?

41. What song did you last hear?

I can't remember.

42. What song do you want played at your funeral?
Ave Maria.

43. What were you doing at 12:00 last night?

I think I was still reading at midnight.

44. First thought upon waking up this morning?

It's Sunday! Let's make coffee.


Blogger scout said...

These casual interrogations may be annoying to answer—kinda like taking a psychological profile—but they do shed some light on your personality for those of us not lucky enough to know you in person, so thanks for playing along. : )

11:22 AM PDT  
Blogger ~ nellenelle said...

Forget cleaning, sisters understand, right?


3:04 PM PDT  
Blogger NursePam said...

Oh golly Scout. I think I just blushed ;^)

HA! Are you nuts Nelle? This sister won't understand. Love her to death but you must know there are certain things one just cannot tolerate from one's family.

Here was my word verification:
FaFavs. As in faves with a stutter.

6:41 PM PDT  
Blogger SassyFemme said...

$90 cash on you??? Whoa! That wouldn't last an hour with me. I'd spend on something totally unnecessary!

6:47 PM PDT  
Blogger KMae said...

It's A Long Way To Tiperari???!!!
Sooo Funny!!!!
Thanks Pam, That was Fun!!
But seriously Woman, you might REALLY LOVE Disneyland. You could have a nice couple of hours on that $90, you rich lady, you!

9:40 PM PDT  
Blogger NursePam said...

It's my lunch money Sassy. For the next 2 weeks ;^)

I probably would love Disneyland KMae. But I like being the old curmudgeon who wouldn't give Walt her hard earned cash. Besides, I would have to hijack a kid. And there aren't any lying around right now.

8:16 AM PDT  
Blogger KMae said...

Well, it definately IS wonderful to take children there. However, if you have a girlfriend that is in touch with her inner child, it is FABULOUS!!!!

(Now I can't stop humming that damn song "...it's a long way to Tiperari..~
Thanks a lot.

5:38 PM PDT  

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