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21st Century Lesbian Trailer Trash

These are the mad musings of a middle aged woman, dyke, nurse, poet. I have a dog, a cat, a mobile home, and delusions of grandeur.

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Location: California, United States

Friday, August 11, 2006

But A Drop in That Bucket


called life. That's all it was. The corporate Hoo Haws got everyone all bent out of shape over nothing. Of course, our little facility handed over the most complete and organized records for the auditor. She was in and out in less than half a day and complimented us on our presentation.

That's because our management team has about 180 years experience behind us, as opposed to the sweet, young, and wet behind the ears teams at the other facilities in the corporation.

So what do you do after you win the race? Why, you leave work at noon on Friday with the boss and LavenderDE in tow. I didn't even say goodbye to the nurses. I just threw the weekend schedules their way, grabbed my purse, and ran.

We hit the Olive Garden for a glass of wine and a feast. I had the Chicken Giordino with the loveliest lemon sauce this side of heaven. Just on principle, and because I had promised myself, I drank half a glass of the house rose`. No drunkie drunkie. I had errands to run and I was already on the verge of crashing.

I hit the bookstore, the video store, and the pet store. This is where the doggie car seat, pictured above, fits in. Jaz now has her very own because she is incorrigible in the car. My last stop was Starbucks for my favorite standby: the mocha frapuccino with a ton of whipped cream.

I headed home to savor my frap and watch a very bad sci fi movie. The nurses have already called about 8 times. Apparently, my disappearing act caused them great anxiety.

Just call me sugar tit.

14 Comments:

Blogger Syd said...

Oh goodness, that wouldn't hold enough lunch for Amos!

Soooo glad the day turned out better than expected.

8:01 PM PDT  
Blogger KMae said...

YEAAAAA!! So much for all that. Relax, you deserve it!
And you know those nurses can't make it without you!

8:36 PM PDT  
Blogger Vanda said...

Hiya sugar tit! giggle.

Glad it worked out so well. Damn disconnect the phone and have a great weekend.

I'd be interested to know how the doggie seat workes out. We have been thinking about getting one for Spike but not sure if they are anygood.

3:16 AM PDT  
Blogger kitty litter said...

Have a wonderful weekend Sugar Tit!

4:45 AM PDT  
Blogger Sherri said...

Glad you had an easier day than anticipated.


Just for the record, I signed up at blogger JUST so I could comment here...can't do the anonymous thing anymore.

That's love.

Sherri

7:57 AM PDT  
Blogger NursePam said...

It wouldn't hold Amos' lunch Syd; but Jaz would be a nice mid morning snack. Haaaaaaa!

Well KMae, you would think they could at least brush their teeth and potty without my permission ;^)

I'll let you know Vanda. We're going to test it out today.

LOL KL! Why do I have the feeling you'll find a way to torture me with this? ;^)

Awwwwww! Sherri, ya little hunny bunny. As long as you're this far, start a blog. You have a lot of good things to say and you say them so well.

10:14 AM PDT  
Blogger Francesca said...

Oh wow! That is so cute! I want one for my doggie!

Congratulations on the smooth experience with the auditor!

12:08 PM PDT  
Blogger Sherri said...

Little? Did you call me little? Been a long dang time since that's happened.

Thanks for the compliment, miss Pam, but I'm really not ready to do a blog.

8:27 PM PDT  
Blogger Mom101 said...

I must admit, reading "Olive Garden" and "house rose" in the same sentence scares me a little. Assure us that you haven't updated because you're busy, and not because you're still hungover...

9:46 AM PDT  
Blogger ~ nellenelle said...

Yanno, I could swear I'd posted.

No tests for alzheimers yet, eh?

Nursepam takes a mini holiday, nurses panic. It's so nice to be loved! (let em panic, you deserve the relaxation)

11:44 AM PDT  
Blogger NursePam said...

You can order them online Francesca. Mine is the Outward Hound brand for $36, although I notice that PetCo has them on a sale price online.

Make sure you let us know when you start Sherri. :o)

LOL Mom! No worries. I stopped at half a glass and have imbibed no more this weekend. I've always said I'm the cheapest date in San Diego.

There's a test for Alzheimer's Nelle. But you have to be dead so I wouldn't want to be in a hurry to have it ;^)

12:04 PM PDT  
Blogger just me said...

I am so glad to hear that it s over and done and you came out witha smile (ok or was that em smiling at the suger tit comment?) LOVE teh car seat.

9:27 AM PDT  
Blogger NursePam said...

Love the car seat myself. If you have a small unruly dog, it's like the magic cure ;^)

11:24 PM PDT  
Blogger Vanda said...

Thanks pam, I think I might just get one before we go on vacation next year.

8:12 AM PDT  

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