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21st Century Lesbian Trailer Trash

These are the mad musings of a middle aged woman, dyke, nurse, poet. I have a dog, a cat, a mobile home, and delusions of grandeur.

Location: California, United States

Monday, July 24, 2006

LesBeans Save the Day

Blogger had a mini mental breakdown this morning and almost sent me screaming out of the house. That is, until I smelled the rich aroma of Sumatra Momma.

Here's the party line: She has a full, voluptuous body and a stature as majestic as her island flowers. Her voice is rich and chocolaty, and as soft as a sea breeze.

Well. I couldn't have said it better myself. For those odd ducks who dislike chocolate, do not be alarmed. It's not that sweet syrupy stuff that Momma offers. It's that full, rich, and just a tiny bit bitter, note that the cocoa bean adds. Kind of like singing the blues on a sunlit summer morning with the soft sound of the waves rolling on the beach.

Isn't it just like The Lesbians to always save the day?

Jaz, dear dog that she is, is still at the bottom of her obedience class. While she did not pee on the instructor this time, she still refuses to take a toy, look at the instructor, or even take a cookie from her. She did sniff the butts of all the other dogs however. This led the instructor to say "Well, her social skills are improving."

Like many problem children, she performs beautifully at home. But put her with the other children and she's a mess. I think she may have to repeat puppy school before we move on.


Blogger kitty litter said...

Quack Quack Quack....who you calling odd?

8:31 AM PDT  
Blogger Pat Kirby said...

I second that quack. Chocolate just doesn't ring mah bell.

Anyway, I'm still loving your dog. An independent spirit, yep.

2:57 PM PDT  
Blogger just me said...

Hmmm Jaz, The fact that she didn't pee on teh instructor shows how great she is and har far she has come. LOL.

Teh coffee sounds fabulous....

3:23 PM PDT  
Blogger NursePam said...

LOL KL & Pat! I'm not trying to convert you to Hershey bars. Just trying to explain that you need not be put off by the word chocolate.

But I still find those who don't like chocolate odd. Not that I'm saying it's a bad thing mind you. Just an odd thing ;^)

And yeppers. That Jaz is an independent spirit. Happy & free & full of piss and vinegar.

I think you would like this coffee JM. It's pretty darned good.

BTW Sooz, ya want some Costa Rita?

7:33 PM PDT  
Blogger El G├╝ero said...

Better to repeat than be a Puppy School Dropout!

Sounds like a cute dog to me.

Have a good week.

11:27 PM PDT  

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