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21st Century Lesbian Trailer Trash

These are the mad musings of a middle aged woman, dyke, nurse, poet. I have a dog, a cat, a mobile home, and delusions of grandeur.

Location: California, United States

Monday, June 26, 2006

Trash Talk & Coffee

I'm drinking the Brazil Ipanema Bourbon again this morning. It's rich but has such wonderfully crisp and fruity notes for summer enjoyment.

The weather is hot! It was 84 degrees outside when I checked the thermometer at 0730. I do not have central air. I do have a swamp cooler in the ceiling of my dining room which helps tremendously. It's also very cheap to run. But I'm thinking about investing in a portable AC.

For your morning amusement:

Barnyardmama has a Fashion Cheat Sheet on her site. This is a must for those of us who wish to be fashionable as well as for those of us who wish to criticize the fashion choices of those we don't like.

Dreams etc is my newest favorite mommy blog. She has one post where she not only uses the word fuck no less than 8 times; she also calls her nasty neighbor Pigeon Cunt. It doesn't get much better than that.

I am a big fan of bad language and potty humor. It leaves me rolling on the floor like a quivering puddle of jello. I grew up with 4 siblings and minimal supervision. Also, my mom laughed at stupid jokes. The dumber the joke, the harder she laughed. When it comes to bad humor, I'm like one of Pavlov's dogs.

For those of you with a more serious bent, I do have a serious topic lined up. But it's Monday morning. I figure most of us could use a little silliness to start the week.


Blogger Sangroncito said...

It's been hot up here in normally foggy and chilly San Francisco, too. We like to call ourselves "the naturally air-conditioned city" but the air conditioning is broken.

11:58 AM PDT  
Anonymous Katy said...

And people use that cheat sheet to comment on my clothing choices as well. As I've said on my site before, EVERYBODY'S A FASHIONISTA!

Do you have to be old to talk about your bowels. I would swear that my brother has been doing it since he was eight--I think it's a man thing (look what I did!).


4:44 PM PDT  
Anonymous Katy said...

And I totally forgot--bad language can be some of the funniest stuff out there. I'm going to have to check this site out.


4:46 PM PDT  
Blogger NursePam said...

Sangro. Dude. It went up to 108 at work today. The maintenance man rewired a plug in the nurse's station and the dizzy blonde blew out 2 nebulizers before she got the picture. We burned out a giant breaker and the fire alarm panel beeped all day long while the generator turned on and off for no discernable reason. This has gotta stop ;^)

Haaaaa Katy! Give an idiot a gun and she'll probably shoot you with it. I never made a study regarding men and bowels. The only thing I remember is that my dad sat on the toilet for hours. But I think that that was so he could read the newspaper. We certainly weren't going to barge into the big stink unless it was a true emergency.

6:32 PM PDT  
Blogger ~ nellenelle said...

Silly is good... rofl at the nasty names!

6:36 PM PDT  
Blogger Syd said...

You and me both, Pam. I can't get enough of d's blog. Funny shit!

8:42 PM PDT  
Blogger d said...

Oh dear. I had no idea - thanks for the shout out, but now I'm blushing.

Fuck - well I say that more times in a day than, uh, well, anything else really ;) But the nasty neighbour name - to be honest it even makes me cringe.

Glad I could provide a laugh - I'm going to go and say some hail mary's now - ok, not really. :D

8:49 PM PDT  
Blogger NursePam said...

roflmao! Listen d. Fuck is a wonderful Olde English word. And pigeon cunt? Your creativity is amazing ;^)

10:20 PM PDT  

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