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These are the mad musings of a middle aged woman, dyke, nurse, poet. I have a dog, a cat, a mobile home, and delusions of grandeur.

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Location: California, United States

Monday, April 17, 2006

Save the Sperm!!!

Cheryl sent me over to Tennessee Guerilla Women who gave me this link to a story in the Daily Kos :

Join the Spermy Liberation Movement!
by righteousbabe
Fri Apr 14, 2006
at 05:35:30 AM PDT

I am here today to welcome you to become a leading activist in the next great American social revolution. In the future, Congress will officially declare April 14, 2006, as a national holiday, and on calendars it will replace July 4, 1776 as Independence Day. Today, we celebrate the birth of the Sperm-erican Liberation Movement.

Semen and ova are the single most disenfranchised group in America today. Every second, more of their population is tortured and killed using weapons of mass spermy slaughter (WMSS) like pills, patches, and condoms. Innocent ova are cruelly shed onto tampons. And when we hear the phrase, "Never forget," who isn't reminded of the most brutal genocide in the history of the world- the great tragedy known as masturbation? Thankfully, brave, heroic Republican pharmacists and lawmakers are finally standing up for these voiceless, unrepresented victims. With their help, we hope to forge a new future for not just blastocyst Americans, but all unfertilized sex cells. Allow me to share my utopian vision with you.

Can you imagine? Women do not waste their seed during masturbation. But men certainly do. Know what that means? You straight grrls will literally have your men by their balls. What a beautiful vision.

I don't know what they'll do about menstruation. The (male) scientists will be trying to figure out the process of immaculate conception. Once they do that, I think they'll have to worship you. Sex may become nothing more than a religious sacrament and women will be the High Priestesses of the Temple.

Does any of this sound at all familiar?

Kinja, the weblog guide

5 Comments:

Blogger G. L. Gross said...

Hi Pam, it would be an interesting thing if sex were a religious sacrament. That would mean that every person that's not clergy
can perform rituals without those close-minded folk of the cloth.

Thanks, shy hugs

Sebastian

7:22 PM PDT  
Blogger ~ nellenelle said...

rofl!

thanks for the laugh!

7:52 PM PDT  
Blogger Francesca said...

lol!!!

6:31 AM PDT  
Blogger Pat Kirby said...

I like what one commenter said:

It's said that every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.

Snerk

7:35 AM PDT  
Blogger NursePam said...

oh geez Pat! Kills a kitten?
LOL!

9:36 PM PDT  

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