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These are the mad musings of a middle aged woman, dyke, nurse, poet. I have a dog, a cat, a mobile home, and delusions of grandeur.

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Thursday, April 27, 2006

More Fun With My Local Barrista


As I am more sick in spirit than in body today, and because my BloggersFuel is lost in the Space-Time Continuum, I decided that a short trip to Starbucks might do me some good. On the way, I stopped to pick up a couple of "beat the crap out of a whole lot of dudes" movies. I find those a good way to work out some of my aggression.

Anyway, whom should I encounter but the happy, young giant of my previous story. Today I am calling her Squeaky Grrl because she was so wired that she squeaked as though she had just inhaled a lungful of nitrous oxide.

Squeaky Grrl: Hi!
Me: Hi. How are you today?
SG: I am terrific! I've had 14 shots of espresso already.
Me: Good grief! Are you nuts? You could have a heart attack doing stuff like that.

SG: I discovered this great new drink. I mix the chai tea with about 6 espresso shots and some vanilla flavoring. I just love it!
Me: *feeling her gush espresso rays all over my body* Ummmmmmm. 'K.

I had an overwhelming urge to offer her a doobie to bring her down. Problem is, I left my stash somewhere back in 1972.

So I grabbed my decaf mocha and got the heck out of there before she sucked me into her caffeine frenzy.



She had all of her hair buzzed since the last time I saw her. I'm wondering if she's going through some sort of life crisis. Even crazy people like me don't do 14 espresso shots in a day.


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8 Comments:

Blogger Sangroncito said...

She's a caffeine addict--run for your life!
I need about half a cup first thing in the morning to get me started and that's it. But then again I do drink about five Diet Pepsis a day, so I guess I get a boost there, too.

5:24 PM PDT  
Blogger Cheryl said...

She sounds like one of those annoying young women who would be equally irritating caffeine-free.

5:55 PM PDT  
Blogger NursePam said...

LOL Sangroncito. 5 Pepsis daily a caffeine addict makes ;^)

She's only annoying because she's young Cheryl. One would hope the goddess is kind to her over the years and that she finds her rudder.

6:02 PM PDT  
Blogger Sandra said...

You meet all the weirdo's don't ya Pam?

She actually sounds like a real hoot! If you're in the mood for someone like that.

9:15 PM PDT  
Blogger Syd said...

I agree with you on the movie thing. I love watching a good ass-whoopin'.

I nearly had to run to bathroom from just reading that chick's drink recipe.

9:38 PM PDT  
Blogger NursePam said...

Sandra, I was born to meet and greet the wierdos. How else would I have ended up herding 94 schizophrenics and their insane nurses?

LMAO @ Syd! If we ever meet up, lets host an ass-whoopin' movie, espresso drinkin' festival.

7:14 AM PDT  
Blogger Syd said...

You got it, honey.

8:27 AM PDT  
Blogger just me said...

Thanks, You just made me spit coffee out through my nose from laughing. Happy Friday ;)

9:01 AM PDT  

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