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21st Century Lesbian Trailer Trash

These are the mad musings of a middle aged woman, dyke, nurse, poet. I have a dog, a cat, a mobile home, and delusions of grandeur.

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Location: California, United States

Thursday, February 23, 2006

QUIZ

Just for kicks and giggles. And because life really is all about me.

1. This morning, NursePam is drinking
a. Orange juice
b. Water
c. Starbucks Komodo Dragon blend, freshly ground and brewed.

2. This morning, NursePam will be wearing
a. Her Liz Claiborn navy A-line skirt with red blazer
b. Ann Taylor pin stripe pants with red blazer
c. Whatever is clean

3. For lunch, NursePam will eat
a. Nothing
b. Coffee
c. Whatever she can scrounge from her boss's goodie closet

4. NursePam thinks her nurses are
a. Delicious and de-lovely
b. Crazy
c. Hopeless

5. NursePam has how many friends?
a. One
b. Several
c. No one wants to be friends with that bitch

6. NursePam
a. Thinks she is a poet
b. Wishes she were a poet
c. Can't even write a shopping list

7. NursePam has which pet?
a. A salamander
b. A caterpiller
c. A dog that she thinks is human

8. Bonus Question
a. NursePam is older than Methuselah
b. Younger than Spring Time
c. None of your damned business.

If you score more than 2 points on this quiz, you need to find a more productive hobby.

(Results to follow sometime in the next 3 years).


Kinja, the weblog guide

4 Comments:

Blogger Ting's Tang said...

1.C 2.C 3.C 4.C 5.B 6.C 7.C and 8. B of course *wink

*hugs
Caly

I have a great hobby called TiNG ~weg~ but we have the girls this week so I need to keep busy with other stuff. *grin

2:31 PM PST  
Blogger ~ nellenelle said...

Just for kicks and giggles. And because life really is all about me.

1. This morning, NursePam is drinking...

Coffee is too obvious, I sense deviousness.

a. Orange juice

2. This morning, NursePam will be wearing

c. Whatever is clean ;-)

Wait...

I'm tempted to say Liz... but but. I am! It's Liz!

3. For lunch, NursePam will eat

a. Nothing

Something I would do.

4. NursePam thinks her nurses are


c. Hopeless

5. NursePam has how many friends?


b. Several

Pam... a baitch?

6. NursePam

a. Thinks she is a poet

b. Wishes she were a poet

c. Can't even write a shopping list

lmao, I confess to knowing damn little about poetry, and not having any skills so related... but I also recall you are partial to poetry, so... b.

7. NursePam has which pet?

c. A dog that she thinks is human

8. Bonus Question
a. NursePam is older than Methuselah
b. Younger than Spring Time
c. None of your damned business.

Hmmm... wasn't the earth carbon dated based on comparison to your dna?

Yer younger than springtime, but still older than me, and... not many can say that! (they were going to use my dna if you weren't found.)

4:03 PM PST  
Blogger NursePam said...

LOL you 2.

Nelle, I always drink coffee in the morning.

I don't think my nurses are hopeless. I just think that they are evil aliens sent here from the plantet KWRTL to turn my hair gray.

8:06 AM PST  
Blogger Pat Kirby said...

Given my frazzled mind lately, I'd have a hard time answering questions about myself.

Name? Dunno?

9:54 AM PST  

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